[Salamander]

Geeze woman...why don’t you just detail the entire experience, bite-by-bite so I can *really* lose my will to live?

:))

[Brad’s Gramma]

Well, OK, if you insist.

First I took it out of the nice packaging...then I poured some ranch dressing on. Wait. I stirred the salad first. THEN poured the dressing on.

Then, I carried it and the Coke to this room, my pack, of course, following me, as they KNOW the best place to be is by my feet as I eat.

(I am a putz and spill sometimes.) (Fine. A lot.)

I think I’ll stop now.

Ha!

[Brad’s Gramma]

The 3 dogs got a tiny piece of chicken, too...compliments of moi.