Think about this now.
Has kids.
Mentions girlfriend.
[pity her]
Must be a divorce there, somewhere.
Let’s all take a wild guess what happened to the first wife.
That's real perceptive. Yep. Divorced going on 5 years. I didn't pick well. I figured since she was so beautiful, what could go wrong.
All is well though. I have the kids and a new GF that is 10 years her junior, that I attracted by bringing my awesome, babe magnet dog to the beach. The ex has poverty and regret.
Are all the divorced people you know some kind of loser in your eyes?