Deputies: Man tries to steal 6 steaks by putting them down his shorts

wtsp.com ^ | Aug. 27, 2010 | Janie Porter

[Free ThinkerNY]

Spring Hill, Florida - Hernando County Sheriff's deputies say a man tried to steal six steaks, Vaseline and pomegranate juice by stuffing them in his shorts.

Employees at Publix say they saw Mark Alan Belkola, 51, select "six individual packs of steaks" and conceal them down the front of his shorts, according to the offense report.

The Publix is located on the 4,100 block of Mariner Boulevard in Spring Hill.

Deputies say they also found Vaseline and a bottle of Pomegranate juice in Belkola's shorts pocket.

[PeterPrinciple]

Don't they teach basic living skills anymore?

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Well, I will say it. Don't they teach not to steal anymore? Oh, I forgot, you were hungry so that justified the theft. And it was a big corporation, just begging for you to steal from them.

[Mopp4]

Are you happy to see me or is that a T-Bone in your pants ????

[katana]

I have to say that while doing that was not my idea, I did go along, scared s***less the whole time, with my college room mates. Was it wrong? Absolutely. Did it bother my conscience then and till today? You bet. That's why this story rang a bell. Have I ever done anything like that since? Nope.

For some of us the movie Animal House was uncomfortably close to a documentary of our own drunk and stupid days, surviving which make us ever grateful to a merciful God.