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Rockin’ the Right: The 50 greatest conservative rock songs
National Review ^ | May 26, 2006 | John J. Miller

Posted on 08/27/2010 4:44:26 PM PDT by iowamark

On first glance, rock ’n’ roll music isn’t very conservative. It doesn’t fare much better on second or third glance (or listen), either. Neil Young has a new song called “Let’s Impeach the President.” Last year, the Rolling Stones made news with “Sweet Neo Con,” another anti-Bush ditty. For conservatives who enjoy rock, it isn’t hard to agree with the opinion Johnny Cash expressed in “The One on the Right Is on the Left”: “Don’t go mixin’ politics with the folk songs of our land / Just work on harmony and diction / Play your banjo well / And if you have political convictions, keep them to yourself.” In other words: Shut up and sing.

But some rock songs really are conservative — and there are more of them than you might think. Last year, I asked readers of National Review Online to nominate conservative rock songs. Hundreds of suggestions poured in. I’ve sifted through them all, downloaded scores of mp3s, and puzzled over a lot of lyrics. What follows is a list of the 50 greatest conservative rock songs of all time, as determined by me and a few others. The result is of course arbitrary, though we did apply a handful of criteria.

What makes a great conservative rock song? The lyrics must convey a conservative idea or sentiment, such as skepticism of government or support for traditional values. And, to be sure, it must be a great rock song. We’re biased in favor of songs that are already popular, but have tossed in a few little-known gems. In several cases, the musicians are outspoken liberals. Others are notorious libertines. For the purposes of this list, however, we don’t hold any of this against them. Finally, it would have been easy to include half a dozen songs by both the Kinks and Rush, but we’ve made an effort to cast a wide net. Who ever said diversity isn’t a conservative principle?

So here are NR’s top 50 conservative rock songs of all time. Go ahead and quibble with the rankings, complain about what we put on, and send us outraged letters and e-mails about what we left off. In the end, though, we hope you’ll admit that it’s a pretty cool playlist for your iPod.

1. “Won’t Get Fooled Again,” by The Who. The conservative movement is full of disillusioned revolutionaries; this could be their theme song, an oath that swears off naïve idealism once and for all. “There’s nothing in the streets / Looks any different to me / And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye. . . . Meet the new boss / Same as the old boss.” The instantly recognizable synthesizer intro, Pete Townshend’s ringing guitar, Keith Moon’s pounding drums, and Roger Daltrey’s wailing vocals make this one of the most explosive rock anthems ever recorded — the best number by a big band, and a classic for conservatives.

2. “Taxman,” by The Beatles. A George Harrison masterpiece with a famous guitar riff (which was actually played by Paul McCartney): “If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street / If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat / If you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat / If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.” The song closes with a humorous jab at death taxes: “Now my advice for those who die / Declare the pennies on your eyes.”

3. “Sympathy for the Devil,” by The Rolling Stones. Don’t be misled by the title; this song is The Screwtape Letters of rock. The devil is a tempter who leans hard on moral relativism — he will try to make you think that “every cop is a criminal / And all the sinners saints.” What’s more, he is the sinister inspiration for the cruelties of Bolshevism: “I stuck around St. Petersburg / When I saw it was a time for a change / Killed the czar and his ministers / Anastasia screamed in vain.”

4. “Sweet Home Alabama,” by Lynyrd Skynyrd. A tribute to the region of America that liberals love to loathe, taking a shot at Neil Young’s Canadian arrogance along the way: “A Southern man don’t need him around anyhow.”

5. “Wouldn’t It Be Nice,” by The Beach Boys. Pro-abstinence and pro-marriage: “Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true / Baby then there wouldn’t be a single thing we couldn’t do / We could be married / And then we’d be happy.”

6. “Gloria,” by U2. Just because a rock song is about faith doesn’t mean that it’s conservative. But what about a rock song that’s about faith and whose chorus is in Latin? That’s beautifully reactionary: “Gloria / In te domine / Gloria / Exultate.”

7. “Revolution,” by The Beatles. “You say you want a revolution / Well you know / We all want to change the world . . . Don’t you know you can count me out?” What’s more, Communism isn’t even cool: “If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao / You ain’t going to make it with anyone anyhow.” (Someone tell the Che Guevara crowd.)

8. “Bodies,” by The Sex Pistols. Violent and vulgar, but also a searing anti-abortion anthem by the quintessential punk band: “It’s not an animal / It’s an abortion.”

9. “Don’t Tread on Me,” by Metallica. A head-banging tribute to the doctrine of peace through strength, written in response to the first Gulf War: “So be it / Threaten no more / To secure peace is to prepare for war.”

10. “20th Century Man,” by The Kinks. “You keep all your smart modern writers / Give me William Shakespeare / You keep all your smart modern painters / I’ll take Rembrandt, Titian, da Vinci, and Gainsborough. . . . I was born in a welfare state / Ruled by bureaucracy / Controlled by civil servants / And people dressed in grey / Got no privacy got no liberty / ’Cause the 20th-century people / Took it all away from me.”

11. “The Trees,” by Rush.

12. “Neighborhood Bully,” by Bob Dylan.

13. “My City Was Gone,” by The Pretenders.

14. “Right Here, Right Now,” by Jesus Jones.

15. “I Fought the Law,” by The Crickets.

16. “Get Over It,” by The Eagles. “I’d like to find your inner child and kick its little ass.”

17. “Stay Together for the Kids,” by Blink 182.

18. “Cult of Personality,” by Living Colour.

19. “Kicks,” by Paul Revere and the Raiders.

20. “Rock the Casbah,” by The Clash.

21. “Heroes,” by David Bowie.

22. “Red Barchetta,” by Rush.

23. “Brick,” by Ben Folds Five. "Written from the perspective of a man who takes his young girlfriend to an abortion clinic, this song describes the emotional scars of “reproductive freedom”: “Now she’s feeling more alone / Than she ever has before. . . . As weeks went by / It showed that she was not fine.”"

24. “Der Kommissar,” by After the Fire.

25. “The Battle of Evermore,” by Led Zeppelin.

26. “Capitalism,” by Oingo Boingo.

27. “Obvious Song,” by Joe Jackson.

28. “Janie’s Got a Gun,” by Aerosmith.

29. “Rime of the Ancient Mariner,” by Iron Maiden.

30. “You Can’t Be Too Strong,” by Graham Parker. "describes the horror of abortion with bracing honesty: “Did they tear it out with talons of steel, and give you a shot so that you wouldn’t feel?”"

31. “Small Town,” by John Mellencamp.

32. “Keep Your Hands to Yourself,” by The Georgia Satellites.

33. “You Can’t Always Get What You Want,” by The Rolling Stones.

34. “Godzilla,” by Blue öyster Cult.

35. “Who’ll Stop the Rain,” by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

36. “Government Cheese,” by The Rainmakers.

37. “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down,” by The Band.

38. “I Can’t Drive 55,” by Sammy Hagar.

39. “Property Line,” by The Marshall Tucker Band.

40. “Wake Up Little Susie,” by The Everly Brothers.

41. “The Icicle Melts,” by The Cranberries. A pro-life tune sung by Irish warbler Dolores O’Riordan: “I don’t know what’s happening to people today / When a child, he was taken away . . . ’Cause nine months is too long.”

42. “Everybody’s a Victim,” by The Proclaimers. The

43. “Wonderful,” by Everclear.

44. “Two Sisters,” by The Kinks.

45. “Taxman, Mr. Thief,” by Cheap Trick.

46. “Wind of Change,” by The Scorpions.

47. “One,” by Creed.

48. “Why Don’t You Get a Job,” by The Offspring.

49. “Abortion,” by Kid Rock. "A plaintive song sung by a man who confronts his unborn child’s abortion: “I know your brothers and your sister and your mother too / Man I wish you could see them too.”"

50. “Stand By Your Man,” by Tammy Wynette. "Hillary trashed it — isn’t that enough? If you’re worried that Wynette’s original is too country, then check out the cover version by Motörhead."


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1 posted on 08/27/2010 4:44:28 PM PDT by iowamark
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Pretty much all of these are available on Youtube.
2 posted on 08/27/2010 4:45:58 PM PDT by iowamark
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To: iowamark

Oingo Boingo’s Capitalism should be #1:

There’s nothing wrong with capitalism
There’s nothing wrong with free enterprise
Don’t try to make me feel guilty
I’m so tired of hearing you cry

There’s nothing wrong with making some profit
If you ask, I’ll say it’s just fine
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to live nice
So tired of hearing you whine

About the revolution, bringing down the rich
When was the last time you dug a ditch, baby

If it ain’t one thing, then it’s the other
Any cause that crosses your path
Your heart bleeds for anyone’s brother
I’ve got to tell you, you’re a pain in the ass

You criticize with plenty of vigor
You rationalize everything that you do
With catchy phrases and heavy quotations
And everybody is crazy but you

You’re just a middle class, socialist brat
From a suburban family and you never really had to work
And now you tell me that we’ve got to get back
To the struggling masses, whoever they are

You talk, talk, talk about suffering and pain
Your mouth is bigger than your entire brain
What the hell do you know about suffering and pain?

There’s nothing wrong with capitalism
There’s nothing wrong with free enterprise
Don’t try to make me feel guilty
I’m so tired of hearing you cry

There’s nothing wrong with making some profit
If you ask I’ll say it’s just fine
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to live nice
So tired of hearing you whine

You’re just a middle class, socialist brat
From a suburban family and you never really had to work
And now you tell me that we’ve got to get back
To the struggling masses, whoever they are

You talk, talk, talk about suffering and pain
Your mouth is bigger than your entire brain

There’s nothing wrong with capitalism
There’s nothing wrong with capitalism
There’s nothing wrong with capitalism
There’s nothing wrong with capitalism


3 posted on 08/27/2010 4:49:21 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: iowamark

Minor Point on number 15: The song “I fought the Law” was recorded by the Crickets after Buddy Holly’s death. The song was later made into a hit by the Bobby Fuller Four and again by the Clash.


4 posted on 08/27/2010 4:52:43 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Even Hitler had Government run health care, but at least he got the Olympics for Germany)
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To: iowamark

Right now I prefer Nickelbacks - Burn it to the Ground

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxgeSv88c2w


5 posted on 08/27/2010 4:54:02 PM PDT by maddog55 (OBAMA, Why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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To: iowamark
Dirty Laundry - Don Henly

You Oughta Know - Alanis Morrisette

6 posted on 08/27/2010 4:55:51 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: iowamark

“My City Was Gone,” by The Pretenders. ?

NOPE!


7 posted on 08/27/2010 4:57:07 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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To: iowamark
"Another Brick in the Wall" by Pink Floyd should be on the list. It disses the educational establishment for indoctrinating children.

And how come The Nuge has nothing on the list?

8 posted on 08/27/2010 4:58:34 PM PDT by Guyin4Os (A messianic ger-tsedek)
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To: iowamark

I WENT BACK TO OHIO
BUT MY PRETTY COUNTRYSIDE
HAD BEEN PAVED DOWN THE MIDDLE
BY A GOVERNMENT THAT HAD NO PRIDE
THE FARMS OF OHIO
HAD BEEN REPLACED BY SHOPPING MALLS
AND MUZAK FILLED THE AIR
FROM SENECA TO CUYAHOGA FALLS


9 posted on 08/27/2010 4:58:58 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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To: iowamark

I prefer “Meet the Monster” by Five Finger Death Punch

http://tinyurl.com/2u5ww5s

“Meet The Monster”

[V1:]
It’s not that complicated and you ain’t gotta believe
They’ll put me down in a hole before I let you succeed
I’ve never been complacent, I can’t afford to be
I know you think you’re special but you ain’t nothin’

[Pre-Chorus:]
Can you read between the lines?
Or are you stuck in black and white?
Hope I’m on the list of people that you hate
It’s time you met the monster that you have helped create
Boo!

[Chorus:]
You’ve pushed me one too many times
I’m sick of all of the fiction, we’re gonna settle it
You’ve pushed me one too many times
I’m sick of all of the shit, I’m gonna settle it!

[V2:]
It’s not that complicated and you ain’t gotta believe
They’ll put me down in a hole before I let you succeed
I’ve never been complacent, I can’t afford to be
I know you think you’re special but you ain’t nothin’

[Pre-Chorus:]
Well there’s nothing you can say to me now
And there’s nothing you can do to stop me
It’s hard not to be a menace to society
When half the population is happy on their knees

[Chorus:]
You’ve pushed me one too many times
I’m sick of all of the fiction, we’re gonna settle it
You’ve pushed me one too many times
I’m sick of all of the shit, I’m here settle it!

[V3:]
‘Cause I can’t take it anymore
I refuse to live this way
It’s not that I don’t care enough, it’s not that I can’t see
It’s everything inside of me that won’t let me be you
It won’t let me be you!

[V4:]
It’s not that complicated and you ain’t gotta believe
They’ll put me down in a hole before I let you succeed
I’ve never been complacent, I can’t afford to be
I know you think you’re special but you ain’t nothin’
No, you ain’t nothin’
And you’ll never succeed
I know you think you’re special,
but you ain’t nothin’

But you ain’t nothin’!


10 posted on 08/27/2010 5:02:19 PM PDT by NCBraveheart (BARACK OBAMA....A GIANT SACK OF SUCK!)
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To: Vince Ferrer

I”ll bite. How is You Oughta Know a “conservative” rock song?


11 posted on 08/27/2010 5:02:35 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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To: iowamark

Not surprised that Rush is mentioned twice in the top 50. They are heavily into libertarianism. “Anthem” and “Free Will” are particularly strong examples here. The only drawback (IMO) is the atheistic slant to a lot of their songs.


12 posted on 08/27/2010 5:06:01 PM PDT by L,TOWM (The Democratic Party Platform: Lies, promulgated by Liars whose only real talent is Lying.)
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To: iowamark

Future Congressman Sonny Bono, “The Revolution Kind”.

http://www.lyricstime.com/cher-and-sonny-the-revolution-kind-lyrics.html


13 posted on 08/27/2010 5:06:16 PM PDT by ansel12
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To: iowamark

By soft-rockers Seals & Crofts:

UNBORN CHILD
(lyrics by Lana Bogan; music by James Seals, 1974)
From the album UNBORN CHILD (1974).

Oh little baby, you’ll never cry, nor will you hear a sweet lullabye.

Oh unborn child, if you only knew just what your momma was plannin’ to do.
You’re still a-clingin’ to the tree of life, but soon you’ll be cut off before you get ripe.
Oh unborn child, beginning to grow inside your momma, but you’ll never know.
Oh tiny bud, that grows in the womb, only to be crushed before you can bloom.

Mama stop! Turn around, go back, think it over.
Now stop, turn around, go back, think it over.
Stop, turn around, go back think it over.

Oh no momma, just let it be. You’ll never regret it, just wait and see.
Think of all the great ones who gave everything
That we might have life here, so please bear the pain.

Mama stop! Turn around, go back, think it over.
Now stop, turn around, go back, think it over.
Stop, turn around, go back think it over.


14 posted on 08/27/2010 5:11:38 PM PDT by hellbender
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To: iowamark
Lynyrd Skynyrd-Gimme Back my Bullets
15 posted on 08/27/2010 5:15:07 PM PDT by glorgau
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To: iowamark

“New Americans” -by Geoff Moore and the Distance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mCJphpkv8o

I wish there was a version from the album out there!


16 posted on 08/27/2010 5:17:05 PM PDT by J40000
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To: iowamark

“We are the Champions” by Queen.


17 posted on 08/27/2010 5:17:15 PM PDT by rbg81 (When you see Obama, shout: "DO YOUR JOB!!")
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To: iowamark

18 posted on 08/27/2010 5:17:53 PM PDT by I still care (I believe in the universality of freedom -George Bush, asked if he regrets going to war.)
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To: iowamark
The anti OBAMA socialist song:

Rush

Something for Nothing

Something For Nothing lyrics Waiting for the winds of change
To sweep the clouds away
Waiting for the rainbow's end
To cast its gold your way
Countless ways
You pass the days

Waiting for someone to call
And turn your world around
Looking for an answer
To the question you have found
Looking for
An open door

You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
You won't get wise
With the sleep still in your eyes
No matter what your dreams might be What you own is your own kingdom
What you do is your own glory
What you love is your own power
What you live is your own story
In your head is the answer
Let it guide you along
Let your heart be the anchor
And the beat of your own song

You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
You won't get wise
With the sleep still in your eyes
No matter what your dreams might be

19 posted on 08/27/2010 5:18:27 PM PDT by deadrock (Liberty is a bitch that needs to be bedded on a mattress of cadavers.)
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To: I still care

Last night I heard this politician
Talking ‘bout his brand new mission
I Liked his plans, but they came undone when he got around to God and Guns

I don’t know how he grew up
But it sure wasn’t down at the hunting club
Cause if it was he’d understand a little bit more about the working man

God and guns
Keep us strong
That’s what this country
Was founded on
Well we might aswell give up and run
If we let them take our God and guns

I’m here in my back of the woods
Where God is great and guns are good
You really can’t know that much about ‘em
If you think we’re better off without ‘em

Well there was a time we ain’t forgot
You could rest all night with the doors unlocked
But there ain’t nobody safe no more
So you say your prayers and you thank the lord

For that peace maker
In the dresser drawer

God and Guns (God and Guns)
Keep us strong

That’s what this country, lord
Was founded on
Well we might aswell give up and run,
If we let ‘em take our God and guns.
Yea we might aswell give up and run,
If we let ‘em take our God and guns!

Don’t let ‘m take
Don’t you let ‘m take
Don’t let ‘m take
Our God and Guns


20 posted on 08/27/2010 5:22:49 PM PDT by I still care (I believe in the universality of freedom -George Bush, asked if he regrets going to war.)
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