I do read her sonnets by Elizabeth Barrett Browning...LOL
[actually, she’s fluent in hillbilly by now so we have no communication issues]
You could get a small dog and a doggy litter box.
Seriously.
If it weren’t for the huge canid monsters stalking my house, I’d have a little Chihuahua.
It’s good to hear that there is no language barrier, and I’m sure that she enjoys the sonnets.
Yes, if it weren’t for the huge feline monsters patroling in my house, I could have a little dog in here.