This is outrageous.
I’ve occasionally made the same spontaneous unintentional jokes about large breasts everywhere from KFC to the A&P, and nothing every happened to me.
——oh wait, I hear the doorbell ringing.......
Good think I never had to order “Two tickets to Pittsburgh.”
Like the old Hillary Special - Two small breasts, two LARGE thighs, and a whole mess o’ left wings.
The pretty girl behind the counter asked me if I’d liked breasts or a thighs, i told her I like shaved beavers. I don’t think I’m allowed in KFC anymore.