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To: Free ThinkerNY

First ... if the guy remembered the lady and the incident, he probably was actually making a big-breast-related joke. If he were just asking for chicken, he wouldn’t have recalled anything.

Second — people need to lighten up. There isn’t a man in this country that hasn’t made a breast/leg/thigh joke when ordering chicken. There was an old episode of the Cosby Show that made a bunch of them.

[They were having a fried chicken cookout. Elvin, Theo and the Navy guy were in trouble for planning a bachelor pary with strippers. Elvin ordered chicken wings because he got a dirty look from the wife when he started to say “breast”. He later got fed up ... “Why am I eating this sad chicken wing?! I want a breast!! A big one!!!]

Personally ... I’m a breast man.

SnakeDoc


17 posted on 08/24/2010 10:24:03 AM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("Shut it down" ... 00:00:03 ... 00:00:02 ... 00:00:01 ... 00:00:00.)
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To: SnakeDoctor
First ... if the guy remembered the lady and the incident, he probably was actually making a big-breast-related joke. If he were just asking for chicken, he wouldn’t have recalled anything.

That is an assumption without any independent support. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't, but there is nothing in the story to indicate he isn't telling the truth.

39 posted on 08/24/2010 11:00:57 AM PDT by CA Conservative
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To: SnakeDoctor
instead of "lightening up" whats wrong with civility and politeness and consideration for other human beings instead of saying things that you know are going to be embarrassing...

honestly, do you want these kind of people talking to your 17 yro old sweet dtr?....

what kind of men do we have in this country anymore?

My father was and my brothers are truely manly men, and I can never imagine any of them saying such stupid and silly remarks....

78 posted on 08/24/2010 12:02:04 PM PDT by cherry
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To: SnakeDoctor

I believe there is a story about Churchill being asked what piece of chicken he wanted. He replied that he wanted the breast. One elegant lady told him it was rude to say breast, rather he should have asked for white meat. Later, he gave her a corsage and told her to pin it on her ‘white meat’.


79 posted on 08/24/2010 12:06:24 PM PDT by sportutegrl
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To: SnakeDoctor
Personally ... I’m a breast man.

I must be an ass man, because everywhere I go people tell me, "You're an ass, man." - Rodney Dangerfield

92 posted on 08/24/2010 12:34:50 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: SnakeDoctor

Chicken breasts are okay but how about chicken fingers? What does a chicken use fingers for? Why, to scratch its nuggets, of course!


120 posted on 08/24/2010 3:55:57 PM PDT by oldfart (Obama nation = abomination. Think about it!)
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To: SnakeDoctor
Most modern shows have those chicken jokes. There was even an exchange on Seinfeld, in the episode The Bubble Boy, Jerry and Elaine were in a deli and Jerry orders a a chicken breast dinner and Elaine said "I thought you liked legs?" and Jerry said that he had a pair of legs and said that he preferred large breasts.
136 posted on 08/24/2010 7:25:57 PM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (In 2012: The Rookie and The Wookie get booted from the White House.)
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