Jamel Debbouze:
On 17 January 1990, at the train station in Trappes, he was struck by a passing train travelling at 150km/h. He lost the use of his right arm, while another young man, Jean-Paul Admette, died.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamel_Debbouze
Anyways, it still doesn't explain his face, and the ability to attract GORGEOUS women ;)