[Kleon]

The whole house of Obama cards lay on a foundation which states, “it doesn’t matter who your parents are or what their citizenship is, if you were born in the USA, then you are an NBC.” This is patently false.

It's only false in the fantasy world birthers have created since Obama was elected. This is why no court is going to accept this argument.

[Danae]

Pfffft.

and monkeys might fly out of your butt.

In the world of LAW, semantics matters. Dismiss it if you like, but the facts remain.