Dude - if there is a govt agency for hotness then I want to be the “Hotness Czar.” LOL!.
That would be a popular job. I, too, would want that job.
The hotness czar might make the guidelines for the licensors in the field. The hotness czar could develop a test. Perhaps he could get a bunch of pictures and a scale of 1-10 on each of the pictures. His scoring would be the “score”. And then each applicant for licensing would take the same test. The applicant would get a licence to perform hotness tests, to give out hotness cards if his score is sufficiently close to the score set by the hotness czar. I also would try to be a licenced hotness tester, at least I would take the test, provided the application costs weren’t too high.