[Kenny Bunk]

What do you do with a thousand pounds of left overs?

Well, according to 'Clan of the Cave Bear,' that infallible guide to Cro-Magnon Life, Love and Cuisine, one might try grinding it, mixing it with Hamburger Helper, and freezing patties for bar-B-qs later in the summer when all of the Clans gather on the steppes for a little flea market and make-out action.

[Little Bill]

The Clan of the Cave Bear was written by a Frog, I will admit they know a lot of one thing but nothing about Barb-A-Q, experience in both areas.