The thought of a pair of 30 year old underwear is making certain body parts hurt...
Mine disintegrate after 2 years!......
2 old cowboys riding the range;
1st cowboy "When I get home I'm gonna rip off my wife's panties!"
2nd cowboy "Kinda frisky ain't cha'?
1st cowboy "Well, after 3 weeks on the trail, they start to dig into my hip"