You use three cups of bleached flour, 1/2 cup of buttermilk, throw an egg in there, add a cup of cornmeal and some dried jalapenos (amount dependent on your own taste.) Hum a little paprika and cayenne in there and then bake all of that at 350 for 35 minutes.
At least I think that's how it's done.
No matter how much I hum at paprika and cayenne, they just sit there. Is there some special tune I should be humming?