[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Batman's got the Batmobile, Diana's got her invisible jet.

It seems like everybody else can fly, even Samurai,

But a stupid seahorse is all I get.

Green Arrow's sharp, but I couldn't be any duller;

My orange costume's uglier than any other color.

I'm not as tough as Batman or as cute as Gleek;

I'm a little taller than the Atom, but smaller than Apache Chief.

[...]

Batman signed a movie deal, though you know he doesn't need the cash;

And all the second-rate superheroes get TV shows -- even the pre-Crisis Flash.

But not me, I guess that I don't rate;

My comic book's been cancelled more than Dr. Fate.

I know that I'm no Brainiac, but I'm no fool;

I know not even Peter David can make me cool...

-- excerpted from the song "Arthur Curry," by the band Ookla the Mok. ;)

[Currentriverrat]

TGIF

[Mr. Silverback]

Awesome!

BTW, that version of “Damn! I Wish I Was Your Lover” that you two sang last karaoke night was pretty good.