Maybe we can convince him to sit on Obama?
George Allen wanted to get Andre the Giant for the Redskins way back when, IIRC.
There was a guy who used to play for the KC Chiefs, mostly special teams, named Morris Stroud who was 6’10 and was placed underneath the goal posts on FG attempts. He would jump up on kicks that were barely going to make it and attempt to spike the ball away, which I think was legal then.