[Noob1999]

I was thinking of getting out my Festivus pole, wiping it down with bacon fat, and taking it to the local mosque, so all the muzzies could dance and chant, whilst holding onto the pole!

[SaraJohnson]

You know, I think we should have your new festive poles surrounding the new Mosque at ground zero. It is the least we could do for diversity and toleration.

[rockabyebaby]

I was thinking of getting out my Festivus pole, wiping it down with bacon fat, and taking it to the local mosque, so all the muzzies could dance and chant, whilst holding onto the pole!

LMAO