What on earth is wrong with my name? I was always proud of it. My biggest heroes as a kid were Dick Tracy and Sherlock Holmes!
Man, I do not even want to be the one who tells you.
I am not a porn guy. But even I know. Your name is the most famous porn guy that ever existed. Again, I have no involvement with porn.
It is just basic knowledge. I apologize to tell you this. The name, your name, Dick(Richard?) Holmes, I may as well call myself Buck. Buck Naked
I am only posting this with the belief that you really do not know. If you do. Then I am a fool.