[justlurking]

My favorite from "Casablanca" is "I was misinformed".

I can't believe no one has mentioned the classic, usually accompanied by an image:

I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

GMTA

“What are you doing in Casablanca?”

“I came here for the waters.”

“But we are in the middle of a desert!”

“I was misinformed.”