The good news is, if they didn’t, he’s eligible to run for President of the US. And he’ll do a better job than Zero if he wins. We’ll get the tattoo vote, along with the fur coats on men vote (that’ll nab rappers and a big chunk of high-profile pro athletes).
He had me with the bronze bladed ax, woven bark backpack and anti-biotic mushrooms. Otzi had some mad skilz, dewd. ;^)