[Texas Songwriter]

"O come now....do you think you can make a positive identification at that distance?"

"Yes"

"I see you wear glasses. Would you please show the ju..ju....ju....ju..ry?"

"Can you tell the jury what color eyes the defendants have?"

"Brown,...and hazel green."

"They readin' glasses."

No more questions for you."

"My Cousin Vinny"

[theDentist]

“Forgive me Your Honor- I’m fat.” -Baily Pruitt; Mystery, Alaska