When I was 23, my mom and I went to a garage sale; I pickup up two wooden boxes for $20 ea. I also got the lady there to come down from $22 each.
I completely forgot I even had them until my mom moved from AZ to ID. She found them in the attic. So, at 65, I decided it was long past time to open them!
When I opened them....one was full of toe nail clippings and the other was full of plastic tips for shoe strings.
Not worth $2MM, you say!
Fie upon the lot of you!