I guess he looked at the Mon river and decided that the Pacific Ocean ain't all that and decided to return to Mayview.
He sat on the bench at the bus stop all night across from the donut shop/ gas station before the local LEOs "discovered" him at 7 am.
Sounds like that is where I am heading...my son in law wants me to wear a necklace with a telephone # and their address for when I am found wandering around....He is my favorite son in law..