I heard that the NFL will announce two new post season contests: The Toilet Bowl and the E Coli Bowl.
Hate to say this but folks who attend these events and willingly allow themselves to be ripped off for food and drink while captive there are probably too freaking stupid to care about any of this.
Then again, perhaps it’s well they do the Bread and Circuses thing and support 7 figure paydays for guys in tights to play with their balls lest they have to concern themselves that America is circling the drain and their kids are headed into slavery.
Looks like it’s taken us just over 240 years to do what it took the Romans 2000 to do: Destroy themselves.
Ahhh...PROGRESS!
Lighten Up, Francis.