Crops are booming in Canada.
Global warming is turning the U.S into a dust bowl.
All the temperate climate has moved north. Warmer days, better soil and more crops. Not only is canada full of food it is the future breadbasket and water cooler of North America. In the future the arctic will be fertile. Better start installing those nuclear safeguards.
U.S. is a big place, bub.
Here in Texas, most of us have had ample rain.
I hope you just forgot the sarcasm tag on your post.