[rawhide]

[SJSAMPLE]

Oddly enough, long fingers may be both the case and the manner of detection.

Funny how that works out.

[TheThirdRuffian]

Men with a longer ring finger are also statistically more likely to be well-endowed down below (as a result of this same testosterone burst in the womb).

I consider the prostate issue a fair trade.

Lesbians disproportionately have a longer ring finger, as well.

[cripplecreek]

A long ring finger may mean you're a prostate cancer risk

Or a really good proctologist.

[kbennkc]

I have been told this finger type, which I have, indicates one is more likely to be intelligent, more attractive to the opposite sex, live longer, more subject to insect bites, and more financially secure. Some of this is true. I have found if you don't scratch the bites they will itch less.

[Sivad]

And I suppose a long middle finger means
you probably don’t buy into a lot of hooey.

[Dead Corpse]

Oh Goody... One more thing to worry about.

[Cyber Liberty]

And people thought phrenology was dead.

[Zman516]

I’m wondering who in hell ever thought to have researched such a seemingly unconnected phenomenon, and how much they got from the Government for doing it.

I’m going to apply for a grant to study the relationship of armpit hair to liver disease. I’m only asking for $100 thou.

[Constitution Day]

Oh well! I guess I’m done for.

[HiJinx]

Whose long finger, mine or the proctologist’s?

[SnakeDoctor]

I’ve actually heard that the ring finger test is the best way of spotting a transvestite/transexual. Men’s ring fingers are longer than their index ... women’s are the opposite.

Adam’s apples can be surgically removed. Hormones can add and subtract all kinds of attributes. But ... it is almost impossible to adjust the length of a finger, and is rarely attempted by even the most obsessive compulsive trannys.

My guess is that the length of the ring finger is somehow related to testosterone production ... which is also related to prostate cancer risk.

SnakeDoc

[redangus]

Well just shoot me now. I’m 58 and have a much longer ring finger. I didn’t even have to measure it. My ring finger was longer than the index finger even though it starts lower on the hand. Woe is me.

[rolling_stone]

hmmm ok how about if your big toe is shorter than the one next to it, what does that signify?

[martin_fierro]

[Logic n' Reason]

Mine are "dead even"....!!

Now what do I do????

Is there an operation I can have done that will shorten my ring finger by a little??

And now I know why all them wimmin (and some boys) want to hold my hand............they're MEASURING!!!

[martin_fierro]

[ops33]

What a load of crapola. Mine are the same and on Monday I will finish my 44 days of proton radiation therapy for prostate cancer. Hope it works.

[cicero2k]

Had to work the numbers on this:

16% of men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer in their lifetime.

12% of men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer in their lifetime and have their ring finger longer than their index. Put another way, there's an 88% chance they will never be diagnosed but still have their ring finger longer than their index.