[GadareneDemoniac]

Hey, don’t knock ACME. My grandfather’s double barrel 12 gauge shotgun (with hammers!) was made by ACME.

As far as I know, no road runners were harmed by this gun.

[Cheburashka]

As far as I know, no road runners were harmed by this gun.

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Of course road runners are never harmed by ACME products.

The same cannot be said about coyotes.

I suspect that the ACME Corporation is secretly owned and operated by a shadowy consortium of road runners.