The Boy Baby pulls the front of his diaper open, points down and says, you don't have one of these.
The Girl Baby pulls the front of her diaper open, points down and says, with one of these I can get a hundred of those.
Two four year olds before playing in a puddle took their clothes off to keep them clean.
As they saw their differences the little girl remarked” I always wondered about the differences between “Catholics and Protestants!”