[The Comedian]

Attention single women of Mass. - The lower seat cushion in a Kennedy vehicle can NOT be used as a flotation device.

It's been tried. You'll go down like a deck chair on the Titanic.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[onyx]

ROTFLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[a fool in paradise]

Attention single women of Mass. - The lower seat cushion in a Kennedy vehicle can NOT be used as a flotation device. It's been tried. You'll go down like a deck chair on the Titanic.

...You'll go down like an intern in the Clinton White House.