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And in other news, the United States government has issued a mandate that identifies the maximum amount of cash any person can legally carry, and reminds Americans that should a Big Mac be detected on someone's breath, they'll be facing a $250 fine.

'You can enjoy whatever you want in the comfort of your own home, but the rest of us shouldn't have to suffer from second hand Big Mac breath. No longer will we let these abusers of their bodies inflict their transfatified evil upon the rest of us.'

I got a better idea, how about we just pull aside all the Muslim looking guys in the line to board the airplane and check them out?

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