[DefeatCorruption]

MICHELLE SHOCKS THE NATION
During an MSNBC interview today, Michelle Obama, lamenting Harry Reid’s loss, shoves an entire chocolate cake into her mouth. Viewers (all 60 of them) jammed the switchboards. The White House immediately put out a statement saying there will be no statement. Rumors were flying that coke would soon be sold again in school vending machines.

[Trillian]

'Democrats lose an unprecedented number of seats in the house and senate unexpectedly.'

I hope it's in this form! http://www.flavourgasmic.com/2009/05/deep-fried-captain-and-coke/