[US Navy Vet]

Ok I'll start: House and Senate Dems under suicide watch. Harry and Nancy in adjoining rubber rooms.

[mstar]

Crackers Carrying Baby Crackers Storm Capitol
And End Martial Law

Polls will reopen November 10

[davius]

United States Outstrips Most Third World Nations In Knife Sharpening Technology.

[paudio]

Our nightmare: “Democrats increase their numbers in the Senate and the House”, with sub headline: “Reid, Boxer reelected; Crist won the Senate Race”

[digger48]

“Both Houses Of Congress Pass Cap and Trade, Comprehensive Immigration Reform, Card Check, New Anti-Discrimination Laws, , Comprehensive Election Reforms, Reparations For Slavery by Unanimous Consent and Further Deem the Constitution “Unconstitutional” ....President Expected To Sign Before the Sun Sets on You White Behind”

[gdzla]

LINSEY LOHAN ENTERS CONVENT

GLOBAL WARMING FEARS RISE AS TEMPS DROP

[Vendome]

ONE MORE YEAR UNTIL IT’S ALL OVER!!!!

(according to a rune stone from some short people in Mexico)

[DefeatCorruption]

MICHELLE SHOCKS THE NATION
During an MSNBC interview today, Michelle Obama, lamenting Harry Reid’s loss, shoves an entire chocolate cake into her mouth. Viewers (all 60 of them) jammed the switchboards. The White House immediately put out a statement saying there will be no statement. Rumors were flying that coke would soon be sold again in school vending machines.

[Tzimisce]

“Barbara Boxer/Nancy Pelosi/Barney Frank/Chuck Schumer Win in re-election landslide!”

[StormEye]

"Lindsey Lohan in sex tape with oak tree! Maybe film at 11:00"

[Tzimisce]

New Republican Majority promises to reach across the aisle and work with the president....

[Rodamala]

ECONOMY IMPROVING! UNEMPLOYMENT AT 23%!

[Persevero]

“OBAMA STILL RANTING HYSTERICALLY; BIDEN TAKES THE OATH”