[US Navy Vet]

Ok I'll start: House and Senate Dems under suicide watch. Harry and Nancy in adjoining rubber rooms.

[melancholy]

0b0z0: We inherited the election results, it’s Bush’s fault.

[Tanniker Smith]

LiLo in Stitches

[Sender]

Bloodbath

[Hardraade]

Republican Party Banned! Nation Wreckers Arrested! Televised Trial at 11!

[al baby]

“Good night. I expect more respect tomorrow.”

[jtal]

Massive Voter Fraud Suspected in Republican Victory

[Dead Corpse]

“Big Government Status Quo Protected. War with Eurasia continues...”

[One Name]

“Anti-incumbent Landslide Reflects Widespread Rejection of Failed Bush Policies”

“Retailers Looking Ahead to Holiday Sales”

“Congress Extends Unemployment Benefits Another 52 Weeks”

“Obama Announces Cash for Senior Citizen Euthanasia Volunteers Program”

[alecqss]

Front page? Well, something like that - “People are angry of insufficient government spending”

[econjack]

Incumbents Stunned That Voters Really Were PO’ed At Them.

[DTogo]

Martial Law Collapses: Congress Surrenders to Coalition of Military and Tea Party Militia Forces

[blindsangamon]

“OMFG - HFS - TEOTWAWKI”

[Solson]

Obama’s big save as Democrats hold the Senate. Voter fraud suspected in 57 states.

[MaxMax]

Obama Rahm caught in Oval Office Closet

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

GOP WINS 102 HOUSE SEATS, PICKS UP 16 SENATE SEATS.

Katie Couric Wears Black for a Month;

Soon to be Ex-House Speaker Cries during News Conference;
Make-up Runs Down to Her Belly Button

Michelle Obama Talks Near Open Mike, Calls White Voters “Crackers”

Sarah Palin on Tour Signing Copies of Her Second Book;
100,000 Wait Patiently on Line

[MountainDad]

Hawkeye’s relish Saturday win over Ohio State!

[bigbob]

“Michael Jackson: Still Dead”

[hometoroost]

DEMolition!

[Mere Survival]

“Angry Voters Lash Out”
Random Results Indicate Confusion

Today an electorate, angry and confused, lashed out at Congress people in both parties. Republicans have gained majorities in both the House and Senate. However, wins by Barney Frank in Massachusetts and Nancy Pelosi in San Francisco show that the public still supports Obama’s basic agenda but want a mid-course correction. Exit polls show that the public is confused over who is responsible for the current economic downturn with a large number pointing squarely at the Bush administration and eight years of failure.

[re_nortex]

HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR

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