[a fool in paradise]

PING!

[windcliff]

Any picture of the cat?

[edzo4]

I think this could be the new fad to replace oil or jello wrestling, liter boxing!

[rcrngroup]

Ohhhhh, those tolerant, peaceful, loving LGBT people. Good thing it wasn’t a story about hateful conservative Christians! sarc/

[camerongood210]

Someone on here recently said some of the most violent calls police officers receive are domestic violence calls involving lesbian "lovers". This seems to help confirm that statement.

On another note, roxicodone is a new one to me. Never heard of that. I assume it's some sort of opiate.

[pnh102]

Meow.

[mylife]

Nothing is meaner than cat ****!

[NautiNurse]

That stinks!

[fieldmarshaldj]

The good news is that it didn’t happen in Port St. Lucie.

[Zeppelin]

Brings a whole new meaning to “cat fight.”

[timeflies]

A big cat is dangerous but a little pu**y never hurts anybody. (via laughing husband)

[MaryFromMichigan]

Clearly, this shows the need to ban cat litter.

[The Comedian]

Catasrophic!

I hope she's feline much better now...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Rebelbase]

“Switzer wound up with cat feces on her face, hair and ears, and cat litter coating her hair”

On the bright side she kept her mouth shut.

[justsaynomore]

When cat litter is outlawed, only outlaws will have cat litter.

[Col Freeper]

Headline: “Lesbian Lover Lofts Litterbox!”

[Eaker]

[martin_fierro]

Guilty.

So's the victim,

[csvset]

Who flung poo