Man Found Dead In Allegheny Co. Motel Room With 7 Ferrets, Scorpion

The Pittsburgh Channel ^ | June 30, 2010

[Vendome]

Yeah, that’s the one about the Irish guy and a .....

[Vendome]

NO, but he is lying dead still now.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

There is a movie in this report or at least a mournful Country-Western song!

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

I can see Al Gore allowing hundreds of scorpions to crawl over his oiled naked body while receiving a massage. That would certainly stir his “Chaka”(or whatever he calls it!)

[KarlInOhio]

“...seven ferrets and a scorpion...”

Sounds like a good candidate for Dave Barry’s list of rock band names.

But they keep on playing Rock You Like a Hurricane on the state fair circuit.

[decimon]

...German Sheppard puppy, seven ferrets and a scorpion.

They were his or this is what you should expect of Motel Six?

[epluribus_2]

scary - I was thinking about those penguins at the same time...
Rico: [Grabs stick of dynamite] Kaaboooom?
Skipper: Yes, Rico. Kaaboom.

[Waverunner]

What no hamsters?

[SoothingDave]

Kennedy Twp.? I think he was trying to get his Sto-Rox off.

[Ax]

Last night, I was watching a “M*A*S*H” rerun. My favorite character, Col. Flagg, asked Radar to round up some scorpions for him to send to a friend. Radar reported that he couldn’t find any and Col. Flagg told him not to worry, he’d send some from his personal stash.

[wxgesr]

perfect

[Slings and Arrows]

I blame the puppy.

[TheOldLady]

I blame the puppy.

Maybe the ferrets will rat him out.

[Zionist Conspirator]

Did you know that most scorpions aren't dangerous to humans? And the only species in America that is is the Arizona bark scorpion.

Actually, I think that most of the gigantic, scare-you-senseless ones are harmless to humans. Most of the dangerous ones are little rascals that you wouldn't suspect.

[martin_fierro]

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[MadelineZapeezda]

Was he secretly meeting with Richard Gere????? Oh, never mind....those were gerbils

I used to live in Kennedy Twp.

[fortheDeclaration]

Glad to hear they found the puppy alright.