[kara2008]

Can you elaborate? There is so much tinfoil crap going around I don’t know what to believe. But, I am very concerned since I am next to Marco Island. Thoughts?

[blam]

"Can you elaborate? There is so much tinfoil crap going around I don’t know what to believe. But, I am very concerned since I am next to Marco Island. Thoughts?"

I don't know. I can't tell anything from that video other than there's oil on those beaches. I'm going to bed...I'll worry again tomorrow, lol.

[The Comedian]

Can you elaborate? There is so much tinfoil crap going around I don’t know what to believe. But, I am very concerned since I am next to Marco Island. Thoughts?

Without going into unnecessary details, let me just tell you that the number of possible catastrophic outcomes outnumbers the satisfactory outcome count. As a risk manager, I always error on the side of fear and safety while at the same time avoiding panic and paranoia.

I recommend you leave. If the situation improves, return, and you've lost nothing. If the situation deteriorates and you stay, the window for safe evacuation may close.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.