A shrimp walks into a bar, and the bartenders says, “I’m sorry, ... but we don’t serve food here...”
~ snort!
A grasshopper walks into a bar and bellies up to the bar, the bartender looks at him and says "you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper looks at the bartender with a puzzled look and says: "You have a drink named Irving?"
Slightly off subject. A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Has my Dad been in here today?”
Bartender answers, “I don’t know. What’s he look like?”