[the invisib1e hand]

"We were, like, puzzled," said her father, Dr. Santhosh Thomas.

Just OY. He's a PhD. I can't get a job because this moron has a PhD in the geometry of the 15th electron on the Hydrogen Molecule from some dump in India, makes 300 grand a year, and talks like valley girl. probably doesn't wear socks, either.

Oh, how the mighty (that's us) have fallen.

[OneWingedShark]

Wait... doesn’t Hydrogen only have one electron...