[ApplegateRanch]

Yeah, it's a rip-off: she ain't naked, except under her clothing...such (and as skimpy) as it is.

Doesn't look very 'cowgirlish', either. Dale Evans is rolling in her grave...laughing.

[a fool in paradise]

Yeah, it's a rip-off: she ain't naked, except under her clothing...such (and as skimpy) as it is.

Nude Protest Over Oil: PR Spin Worse Than BP, Dammit (Houston Press Wednesday, Jun. 9 2010)

We don't know much about public relations, but if we sent out a press release titled, "Naked Protesters Bare All Against Dirty Oil," we'd at least deliver the naked protesters.

But maybe that's not why we're in public relations, because this afternoon, inside the tiny Lush cosmetics store at Baybrook Mall, ourselves, along with a photographer from the Houston Chronicle (another news agency was leaving as we showed up), lined up to see naked women protest "dirty oil."

Turns out, the protesters were a store manager and three sales clerks from Lush. The manager was the closest to naked, dressed in a cardboadish cutout meant to resemble an oil barrel. And she wasn't even naked underneath it!...