Sister Act: Doing The Two Step, The Brunettes Named Britain's Most Identical Twins

DailyMail (UK) ^ | June 21, 2010 | DAISY DUNN

[fieldmarshaldj]

Thing #1 n’ 2 ain’t bad, but the others are... bleh. Too many English girls are dowdy.

[kevao]

Maybe it’s me, but Paris is looking better these days.

Could just be the booze talking. How many have you had tonight?

[Impy]

When Barbi dated him he wasn’t half a corpse.

I wonder about these current women that sleep with him and make reality shows about it.

Gotta admire the old bastard though. If he lives another 10 years he’ll look like the Crypt Keeper and he’ll still be getting lucky.

[GOPsterinMA]

Honestly - none. I’ve had two cups of tea since 6 pm and that’s it.

Paris has either cleaned up a bit or had some nice work done, but IMO, she’s looking better. Her sister Nicky still blows her away though.

[Impy]

Me too.

I like some of her songs as well.

[GOPsterinMA]

Sorry ‘bout dat! :)

That we’re in agreement is a scary thing! :)

[GOPsterinMA]

I doubt he’s been nailing the last few caches of chicks.

Good call on the Crypt Keeper comparison, although I doubt Playboy will be around in another 10 years.

Impy, I bet we’re the only two Gaga fans on FR! :)

[GOPsterinMA]

“Too many English girls are dowdy.”

FM, I was expecting a kennel when I went to England (Manchester and Liverpool), boy was I mistaken! The birds were hotter than hell!!!

I've been to Italy (~10 times) and Greece, and the English chicks can go toe to toe with them.

Shout out to the English chickie FReepers!!!

[fieldmarshaldj]

I saw an Alain Delon movie last night from 1969 featuring Jane Birkin (from my FReeper page). She's English, had the face of an angel, but unfortunately had those atrocious English teeth. Aging hasn't been kind to her, alas (and because she mated with French and Italian trolls, her acting/model daughters don't look like her but their fathers). I haven't been to Europe, though, so can't say what I'd see with my own eyes.

Actually, there is a hot English girl on one of my soaps, but she's half Persian, which accounts for her above-average exotic looks... Emily O'Brien.

[dfwgator]

Well, all of the attractive Polish women that have been moving to Britain over the past five years should help the situation there.

[GOPsterinMA]

From what I’ve seen and read, Poland might have the hottest women of all.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I’m reaching the point where I don’t care where they come from so long as they’re warm, attractive and intelligent. 7 years is a long time to go without... *uncontrollable sobbing*

[GOPsterinMA]

Jane Birkin - nice (except for the teeth)! 3 packs+ of butts on a daily basis usually don’t help the aging process...

Emily O’Brien - very nice...good selection FM. If we’re discussing half-Middle Eastern ladies, I nominate Alia Shawkat from Arrested Development for consideration. Yum!!!

[GOPsterinMA]

Dude, have you ever gone “hoggin’”? I think the time has come.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I didn’t realize Alia’s granddad was Paul Burke.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I ain’t schtuppin’ in a pigpen.

[GOPsterinMA]

No, not in pigpen...unless you want to...

[GOPsterinMA]

Right - from the original ‘Thomas Crown Affair’.

What do you think? Hot or Not?

[fieldmarshaldj]

Some pics of her are cute, some aren’t. I can easily see her by 35 looking like a “big mama”, not a good thing (unless you like that sort of thing).

[GOPsterinMA]

Lady Gaga or Paris Hilton?

I vote Gaga.