Posted on 06/17/2010 7:19:13 PM PDT by DBCJR
Why has climate crusader Al Gore stayed silent during our worst ecological disaster?
We finally may have an answer.
He’s reportedly been global warming on the side with fellow eco-evangelist Laurie David, a producer on his we-are-doomed documentary, “An Inconvenient Truth.” She also is the ex-wife of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star Larry David, who repeatedly ridiculed her beloved cause on and off his HBO hit show.
“After the divorce I went home and turned all the lights on,” said Larry after his split with Laurie.
After his split with Tipper, Al went home and turned all the lights off. Then he lit up the organic cotton wicks of Laurie’s parafin-free, jojoba, shea butter and vitamin E candles. As the story goes, the couple cuddled beneath a fair trade hemp blanket and watched the oil gusher on a solar-powered TV.
“That remind you of anyone, my sweet?” Al reportedly purred while sipping pomegranate juice, the all-natural Viagra.
Here’s all Larry ever asked Laurie: “Can you shoot the whales from the terrace?”
She didn’t like it one bit.
The Star reported the alleged affair yesterday. Insiders said that after witnessing together the plight of polar bears, the melting of ice caps and the degradation of rain forests, Al and Laurie felt uncontrollable urges to be together again as we’re held hostage by BP crude. However, Laurie denies all. And to be fair, the Star has not the track record of the National Enquirer, the clear journalistic standard bearer in extramarital exposes.
Moreover, there’ve been so many other rumors about the end of Al and Tipper’s 40-year marriage, a reassuring “part of the national furniture,” as somebody described it yesterday.
Among them: Al was caught in a gay affair. Tipper was caught in a gay affair. Laurie was caught in a “green” gay affair with eco-songstress Sheryl Crow. Remember? She drove ex-lover Lance Armstrong insane with her just one-square-of-toilet-paper rule.
On the other hand, Laurie did write a gushing 2006 article called “How I Made Al Gore Sexy,” no easy feat.
And the pair were reportedly seen at Eco-Hardware to The Stars in Beverly Hills, loading fluorescents into Larry’s Prius.
ahhh...finally we get some answers!
Al’s got a big brain? Thought he used it up thinking up the internet
I hope she writes a tell-all book.
“...Tipper’s gonna take half his stuff and move on.”
As she should...Tipper deserves as many parting gifts as she get her hands on. Forty years with Al Gore was punishment enough.
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