Posted on 06/17/2010 7:48:23 AM PDT by OldDeckHand
old willie...and I DO mean OLD.
I was trying to remember if that was her.
I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body...
The exotic woman sighed and said,
“Give it up cowboy. See that beautiful woman at the bar?
In the short pants with the legs that go all the way to the top and the large breasts?
I want to have sex with her.
I’m a lesbian.”
And the cowboy said, “Dam! Ah must be a lezbeon too ... “
Is this like saying that two men having oral sex on each other are not homosexuals? Hollywood logic for ya.... =.=
It didn’t make me a lesbian.
Me neither, and I have been doing it for a long time.
There is a curious point in here somewhere, and it is one of the differences between men and women. For a woman to have sex with another woman, it isn't a threat or a challenge to her basic femininity. But for a man to have sex with a man, it does affect his masculinity.
As we used to say to one guy We worked with in a plywood plant, the suckor and the suckee are both gay!
Actually, what’s she’s saying is heresy in the world of politically correct, liberal dogma.
The proper PC view of homosexuality is that it’s something innate to a person; “They’re born that way.” And if something is innate, it cannot be helped and cannot be called sinful or evil. Under liberal political orthodoxy, sexual behavior is neither moral nor immoral. Calling any particular sexual act immoral would be like saying a person is evil for having brown hair. By saying that she can choose to have sex with another woman, or conversely, to not have sex with another woman, Diaz is saying that homosexual behavior is a choice.
Uh...
Speaking purely hypothetically, of course.
LOL!!
but, was that really necessary??
And all this time I thought I was a lesbian trapped in a man’s body...
over rocks and trees and sand
soaring over cliffs
and gently floating down to land
she proudly lifts her voice
to sound her mating call
and soon her mate responds by singing
“caw, caw, caw,”
come with me, lesbian seagull
settle down and rest with me
fly with me, lesbian seagull
to my little nest by the sea
with me, that’s where you belong
with me, I know I can be strong
when you’re with me
she skims the water
at the new time to seek her fish
and she emerges with one squirming in her beak
she plays among the waves
and hides between the swells
she walks the beach at twilight
searching for some shells
come with me, lesbian seagull
settle down and rest with me
oh, fly with me, lesbian seagull
to my little nest by the sea
with me, that’s where you belong
with me, I know I can be strong
when you’re you’re with me
and in the evening
as they watch the setting sun
she loooks at her as if to say
the day is done
it’s time to find their shelter
hidden in the dunes
and fall asleep
to the music of the moon
you and me
lesbian seagull
you just watch the world, oh my
just you and me, lesbian seagull
side by side with me ‘til we die
(’til we die)
you and I, we can make it if we try
our love will keep us flyin’ high
until we die...
Prostitutes can compartmentalize like this.
So can actresses who rise up via the casting couch.
And Presidents who tell college interns that they will leave their wives for these young chippy know in the end that "it's just sex".
I’m cryin’!
Post of the day!
Let me put it to you this way, Elton John was married to a woman, probably even slept with her, that don’t make him straight.
In the old days when the big studios ran the industry with iron fists, agents mostly kept a lid on the private views of their clients. It turns out there was a very good reason for that: most actors appear to be as utterly stupid as they are talentless. Diaz might not be the dumbest actor out there, but she’s a finalist.
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