I just checked and noticed there’s a no “chemical dispensing device” and no “club or night stick” ruling along with the no gun. So pepper spray/mace is out. What about a can of bug spray or something equally offensive or would bug spray be a big no-no? Would a kubitan be considered a club or night stick? They do dorm room searches so sneaking anything in would likely be found out or someone would let the word out.
Hair spray can and a flick of her BIC = instant “flamed” problem.
What the hell kind of school are you paying to send your kid to? Our Mother of We Don't Need No Steeeenkin Bill of Rights? How about an off campus apartment? Or just a school NOT run by Nazis?