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Maybe they can get FIVE more new teams (plus Nebraska), hire a bunch of gay coaches, and call themselves the “Sweet Sixteen”.

I think that was patented by the basketball semi-finals.

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>> I think that was patented by the basketball semi-finals.

Maybe the NCAA can convince them to use “Sixteen Gangsta Posse” (which is more accurate for basketball anyway), and buy for themselves the use of “Sweet Sixteen”.

Or, what the heck, use “Thweet Thixteen”. That would work too. Pink-accented uniforms, Perez Hilton calling games, the whole nine yards.