[diverteach]

He’s lucky I wasn’t the prosecutor. He’d been facing terrorism charges.

[driftdiver]

“He’d been facing terrorism charges.’

Piracy, walk the plank.

[pfflier]

Boarding a ship without approval of the captain, on the high seas. Assaulting a crewmember. Putting his craft in direct collision course then complaining that it got hit.

Keelhaul him then send him to jail for two years