BP’s problem? (sarc)
Rancid mayonnaise?....Oh!...I thought they were talking about Obama’s job performance....never mind.
Stinko de mayo?
Okay, I was thinking this was a spill on the road.
Kids can't walk to school: predators are around evey corner.
Something smells funny: call HAZMAT.
Micky D's out of McNuggets: Call 911.
Muslims blow airplanes up: Search Amish and Irish passengers.
Mexicans invade the southwest: You're racist for noticing!
When does it stop? It dosen't. Most people are not 'man enough' to solve their own problems and government can't or in some cases, won't.
Sorry about the rant. Couldn't help it...
"Wow, free drums of surplus mayonnaise from Operation Desert Storm!"
I hope they never check my refrigerator. I have “green stuff”.