Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I’d go BERZERK?
Well.
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I’ve gone completely out of my mind.
And
They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
and they’re coming to take me away ha ha
You thought it was joke and so you laughed, YOU LAUGHED when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, RIGHT? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed AND LAUGHED and then you LEFT, but now you know I’m utterly mad.
And they’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
They’re coming to take me away ha ha...
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.
HUH?
Well you just wait they’ll find you yet, and when they do they’ll put you in the ASPCA you mangy MUTT.
AND
They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be happy to see those nice men in their clean white coats
They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes
They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha Ha
Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried to me Monogamy is the way we both must live or you’ll feel hurt. But, I see, I see there’s someone new, your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place while I paid the rent, thanks!
And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like torizine, and lithium, and electric shock and insulin
They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
“They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha”
The first time I heard that song I almost drove off the road.
Listened to Dr. D every Sunday night and that was my favorite of all the songs!
aH aH yawa em ekat ot gnimoc re'yehT
nilusni dna kcohs cirtcele dna ,muihtil dna ,enizirot ekil sgurd noitpircserp tae nac uoy lla htiw nib ynool eht oT
ah ah eh eh oh oh yawa em ekat ot gnimoc er'yehT
aH aH yawa em ekat ot gnimoc re'yehty dnA
!sknaht ,tner eht diap I elihw ecalp ruo ta enog neve saw taoc dreb-erup-ylop suoi ruoy ,wen enoemos s'ereht ess I ,ees I,tuB
truh leef ll'uoy ro evil tsum htob ew yaw eht si ymagonoM em ot deirc uoy , desolcerof knab eht eno eth emoh ruoY
aH aH yawa em ekat ot gnimoc re'yehT
seot dna sbmuht reiht elddiwt dna elims dna tis ohw srevaew dna sdrib gniprihc dna srewolf dna seert htiw emoh yppah eht oT
aH aH yawa em ekat ot gnimoc re'yehT
staoc etihw naelc rieht nem ecin esoht ees ot yppah eb ll'I dna emit eht lla lufituaeb is efil erehw mraf ynnuf eht oT
ah ah eh eh oh oh yawa em ekat ot gnimoc re'yehT
aH aH yawa em ekat ot gnimoc re'yehT
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TTUM ygnam uoy ACPSA eth ni uoy tup ll'yeht od yeht nehw dna .tey uouy dnif ll'yeht tiaw tsuj uoy lleW
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.sdeed gnivol hsiflesnu dnik lla rof kcab em diap uoy woh si siht dna ,esuoh rouy denaelc I ,doof rouy dekooc I
aH aH yawa em ekat ot gnimoc re'yeht dnA
ah ah eh eh oh oh yawa em ekat ot gnimoc re'yehT
seot dna sbmuht reiht elddiwt dna elims dna tis ohw srevaew dna sdrib gniprihc dna srewolf dna seert htiw emoh yppah eht oT
aH aH yawa em ekat ot gnimoc re'yehT
.dam ylrettu m'I wonk uoy won tub ,TFEL uoy neht dna ,DEHGUAL dna dehgual uoy ,dehgual uoy ,hgaul uoy draeh I ,deghaul uou wonk uoY
?THGIR ,dil ym pilf em ekam dluow uoy gnisol taht dias dah I nehw DEGHUAL UOY ,dehgual uoy os dna ekoj saw ti thguoht uoY
aH aH yawa em ekat ot gnimoc re'yeht dna
staoc etihw naelc rieht ni nem gnuoy ecin esoht ees ot yppah eb ll'I dna emit eht lla lufituaeb is efil erehw mraf ynnuf eht oT
ah ah eh eh oh oh yawa em ekat ot gnimoc re'yehT
aH aH yawa em ekat ot gnimoc re'yehT
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.dnim ym fo tuo yletelpmoc enog ev'I ees uouy won dna esrow dna esrow tog syad eht neht dna wohyna me tfel uoY
,llew
?KREZREB og d'I esuaceb evael ot ton uoy deggeb dna seenk ym no tog I dna yawa nar uoy nehw rebmemeR