[Sender]

I want a .50 BMG pocket pistol that kicks like a pellet gun and is just as quiet. And it has to fit in my pocket. When it goes, off, I want it to vaporize everything within a kilometer. In the general direction I’m pointing it, that is. Also it should not vaporize good people. Am I asking too much?

[donmeaker]

you forgot “I want the bullet to home in on evil.”

Like the receipe for the perfect knife:
Sharp as a needle,
Keen as a razor,
Small enough to fit in your pocket,
Big enough to use as a paddle for your canoe.

[umgud]

I want a .50 BMG pocket pistol that kicks like a pellet gun and is just as quiet. And it has to fit in my pocket. When it goes, off, I want it to vaporize everything within a kilometer. In the general direction I’m pointing it, that is. Also it should not vaporize good people. Am I asking too much?