[roamer_1]

They're more likely something far outside our current understanding of reality, more akin to [...] Sliders.

I agree with you that White Castle Hamburgers are "something far outside our current understanding of reality"... especially about 25 minutes after consumption, where one might well be in a position to cause a rip in the space-time continuum.

Buckle up...

; )

[The Comedian]

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.