I remember when the school pets were hamsters and fish....
“Good Morning students. Today we have a special project for dissection in biology class..”
Quick! Someone ping the “Another reason to homeschool” list.
I had a gator a few years ago that had crawled through a window to my wood shop and nested in the sawdust under a table saw.
Tuesday Lunch: Fried Gator
Look at everything as an opportunity - Alligator tail steaks and quality leather.
A friend who is a marine biologist was telling me about a trip he took to an Australian zoo. They had a pond containing American Alligators. The zoo attendant went inside and petted the alligators. When he asked why they didn’t have Australian alligators called Salties in the zoo, the attendant took him to another pond and as they approached the gate, the Salties inside came forward and tried to attack.
As long as the alligator doesn’t mention anything about God while on school property, he should be okay.
Quick someone Kill and dress that puppy. I will fire up the grill for the Gator steaks and kabobs, and get the Roux simmering for the Gumbo!!!! We gonna eat nice tonight!!!
The gator was considered dangerous and thrown off the school property....He had a bible..
I have a solution.
For three problems. No I first read this shortly after Katrina.
1. Put the illegals to work digging a wide moat across our southern border.
2. Use the dirt from the moat the raise the level of New Orleans.
3. Fill the moat with the excess Florida alligators.
See, three problems solved!!