[tlb]

>>> Anyone who even considers divorce and “remarriage” as an option is not a true conservative, but a liberal hypocrite.

I always wondered who around here set the rules on what is and isn’t conservative. The conservative version of the Bureau of Weights and Measures, who tells we mere mortals what is an inch or a quart PRECISELY, and what isn’t. Mystery solved.

[Hoodat]

Conservative Weights & Measures still recognizes drams for weight and gills for volume. The unit for the heat capacity of air is the schumer.

[B-Chan]

Oh, I get it. There is no definition of conservatism. Instead, conservatism is whatever our little fingers are pointing at when we say the word "conservatism".

"No rules, man! No one's layin' their plastic conservatism trip on me! Conservatism's, like, different for everyone, man, and we can all do our own thing and grok our own conservatism, dig? This whole power-trip idea that words have specific meanings and that people who, like, swear to God that they'll stay in some heavy marriage scene 'til death do they part is, like, fascism, man, and it's totally harshing my buzz!"

[Hot Tabasco]

The conservative version of the Bureau of Weights and Measures

I like that!